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VANZ KANT DANZ

   
   
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money, Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (X 4)


Out in the street a crowd is gatherin', Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance. Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio; Little Joey can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance, For the little pig Vanz.


Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money, Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (X 4)


You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world; So Joey and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move; The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist; Before it's over, your pocket is clean, A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.